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- Scene 34
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- KNIGHT: There! Look!
- LAUNCELOT: What does it say?
- GALAHAD: What language is that?
- ARTHUR: Brother Maynard, you're our scholar!
- MAYNARD: It's Aramaic!
- GALAHAD: Of course! Joseph of Aramathea!
- LAUNCELOT: Course!
- KNIGHT: What does it say?
- MAYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of
- Aramathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail
- in the Castle of uuggggggh'.
- ARTHUR: What?
- MAYNARD: '... the Castle of uuggggggh'.
- BEDEMIR: What is that?
- MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it.
- LAUNCELOT: Oh, come on!
- MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says.
- ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaggggh'.
- He'd just say it!
- MAYNARD: Well, that's what's carved in the rock!
- GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.
- ARTHUR: Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else?
- MAYNARD: No. Just, 'uuggggggh'.
- LAUNCELOT: Aauuggghhh.
- KNIGHT: Aaauggh.
- BEDEMIR: You don't suppose he meant the Camauuuugh?
- KNIGHT: Where's that?
- BEDEMIR: France, I think.
- LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a Saint Aauuuves in Cornwall?
- ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives.
- LAUNCELOT: Oh, yes. Saint Iiiives.
- SEVERAL: Iiiiives.
- BEDEMIR: Oooohoohohooo!
- LAUNCELOT: No, no, aauuuuugh, at the back of the throat. Aauuugh.
- BEDEMIR: No, no, no, oooooooh, in surprise and alarm.
- LAUNCELOT: Oh, you mean sort of a aaaagh!
- BEDEMIR: Yes, but I-- Aaaaagh!
- KNIGHT: Oooh!
- KNIGHT: Oh, no!
- [roar]
- MAYNARD: It's the legendary Black Beast of aaauuugh!
- ARTHUR: Run away!
- ALL: Run away! Run away!
- [roar]
- NARRATOR: As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape
- for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless. When, suddenly, the
- animator suffered a fatal heart attack. [ulk] The cartoon peril
- was no more. The Quest for the Holy Grail could continue.
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