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  1. Scene 34
  2. KNIGHT: There! Look!
  3. LAUNCELOT: What does it say?
  4. GALAHAD: What language is that?
  5. ARTHUR: Brother Maynard, you're our scholar!
  6. MAYNARD: It's Aramaic!
  7. GALAHAD: Of course! Joseph of Aramathea!
  8. LAUNCELOT: Course!
  9. KNIGHT: What does it say?
  10. MAYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of
  11. Aramathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail
  12. in the Castle of uuggggggh'.
  13. ARTHUR: What?
  14. MAYNARD: '... the Castle of uuggggggh'.
  15. BEDEMIR: What is that?
  16. MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it.
  17. LAUNCELOT: Oh, come on!
  18. MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says.
  19. ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaggggh'.
  20. He'd just say it!
  21. MAYNARD: Well, that's what's carved in the rock!
  22. GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.
  23. ARTHUR: Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else?
  24. MAYNARD: No. Just, 'uuggggggh'.
  25. LAUNCELOT: Aauuggghhh.
  26. KNIGHT: Aaauggh.
  27. BEDEMIR: You don't suppose he meant the Camauuuugh?
  28. KNIGHT: Where's that?
  29. BEDEMIR: France, I think.
  30. LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a Saint Aauuuves in Cornwall?
  31. ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives.
  32. LAUNCELOT: Oh, yes. Saint Iiiives.
  33. SEVERAL: Iiiiives.
  34. BEDEMIR: Oooohoohohooo!
  35. LAUNCELOT: No, no, aauuuuugh, at the back of the throat. Aauuugh.
  36. BEDEMIR: No, no, no, oooooooh, in surprise and alarm.
  37. LAUNCELOT: Oh, you mean sort of a aaaagh!
  38. BEDEMIR: Yes, but I-- Aaaaagh!
  39. KNIGHT: Oooh!
  40. KNIGHT: Oh, no!
  41. [roar]
  42. MAYNARD: It's the legendary Black Beast of aaauuugh!
  43. ARTHUR: Run away!
  44. ALL: Run away! Run away!
  45. [roar]
  46. NARRATOR: As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape
  47. for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless. When, suddenly, the
  48. animator suffered a fatal heart attack. [ulk] The cartoon peril
  49. was no more. The Quest for the Holy Grail could continue.