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- Scene 32
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- ARTHUR: Knights! Forward!
- [boom boom boom boom BOOM boom boom boom boom]
- What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint
- or tinder?
- TIM: I... am an enchanter.
- ARTHUR: By what name are you known?
- TIM: There are some who call me... Tim?
- ARTHUR: Greetings, Tim the Enchanter.
- TIM: Greetings, King Arthur!
- ARTHUR: You know my name?
- TIM: I do.
- [zoosh]
- You seek the Holy Grail!
- ARTHUR: That is our quest. You know much that is hidden, O Tim.
- TIM: Quite.
- [pweeng boom]
- [clap clap clap]
- ARTHUR: Yes, we're, we're looking for the Grail. Our quest is to find
- the Holy Grail.
- KNIGHTS: It is, yes, yup, yes, yeah.
- ARTHUR: And so we're, we're, we're, we're looking for it.
- KNIGHTS: Yes we are we are.
- BEDEMIR: We have been for some time.
- ROBIN: Ages.
- ARTHUR: Uh, so, uh, anything you can do to, uh, to help, would be...
- very... helpful...
- GALAHAD: Look, can you tell us wh-
- [boom]
- ARTHUR: Fine, um, I don't want to waste anymore of your time, but, uh
- I don't suppose you could, uh, tell us where we might find a, um,
- find a, uh, a, um, a uh--
- TIM: A what...?
- ARTHUR: A g--, a g--
- TIM: A Grail?!
- ARTHUR: Yes, I think so.
- KNIGHTS: Yes, that's it. Yes.
- TIM: Yes!
- KNIGHTS: Oh, thank you, splendid, fine.
- [boom pweeng boom boom]
- ARTHUR: Look, you're a busy man, uh--
- TIM: Yes, I can help you find the Holy Grail.
- KNIGHTS: Oh, thank you.
- TIM: To the north there lies a cave -- the cave of Kyre Banorg --
- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last
- words of Ulfin Bedweer of Regett [boom] proclaim the last resting
- place of the most Holy Grail.
- ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim?
- TIM: Follow! But! follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance
- to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man
- yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty men lie strewn
- about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or
- your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty
- big pointy teeth.
- ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.
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